My wife says that I should scrub my face more regularly,
She says It gives me a clear face.
And a clear face has something to do with a clear mind,
A clear mind?
Yes!
Or should I say Yas!
A clear mind is always a good thing
She might be wrong though,
Because not all clear faces have a clear mind.
But she is always right most of the times.

My wife says that
A man doesn’t come home empty handed,
Especially if he has two toddlers in the house like me,
He is supposed to come with his arms full,
Not full enough to avoid hugging his wife on arrival.
She reminds a woman isn’t taught submission,
Submission is a package that comes with a woman,
It’s a software that needs no updates.
A woman submits to whom she wants to…
If she doesn’t submit to you, then she doesn’t.

Why am I forgetting,
My wife said I look smart before I left the house today,
See she actually made me change my tie three times
My wife this
My wife that
My wife those
But the truth is today I wore no tie,
I don’t like to get tied up on my neck
Sometimes I fear that someone might grab me by the neck,
Hang me on my troubles,
And that becomes the end of my beginning.

My wife ties no ties
But she agrees we have tied the knots,
And that was always our hope.
I am actually talking in the future ,
My wife in the future has done all that already.

My wife says I shouldn’t drive her,
Because it drives her crazy
She doesn’t like me driving her crazy.
Ooh dear future wife!

Yours truly.
❤️